A hot summer afternoon of skinny-dipping

It's the dog days of summer and rated R headlines are all the rage, especially if you are vacationing, sipping rose' under the striped umbrella at Soho beach house. If you are cooling off in Montauk, you are not exhonerated either, this is a headline that is supposed to attract the highest traffic. 

You will not be disappointed.

In chic-landia (here)  you know not to expect #OOTD, celebrity spotting or make-up tutorials because 

  1. we don't follow trends, we set them;
  2. we don't believe in the force of the outfit-of-the-day, because what works for me today doesn't necessarily work or mean anything for anyone else's body or wallet;
  3. we wear "barely there" make-up, instead we take skincare as religiously as the morning coffee;
  4. also, we don't wear skinny pants and this is a long story you'll fid more about in the book 

So, what the heck are we talking about?

Thank you for reading until here, because what's about to unfold is as juicy and sultry as skinny dipping. 

For real.  

It all started with a bunch of wild girlfriends and a conversation in which we established that European women wear lingerie outside the boudoir, yet also go braless when they feel like it, and that includes the beach (with a certain filter when children are prancing around) because we don't fancy tan lines.

ombre' sequinned bikini

Then, it continued with the reality that when it's time to start wearing a bra, in Italy, we are accompanied to the lingerie store where the expert sales associates (aka, the owner that has dressed the entire family, generation after generation) find us THE bra. 

That everyone's size is composed by a lot of elements, the ribs, the breast, the shoulders, her posture, her walking and sitting habits that cannot be just confined to a number and a letter. 

That whatever the bra is, a triangle, under-wired or balconnet, padded or semi-padded, lace, tulle, lycra, cotton, it is supposed to make us feel naked, it doesn't show, mark, cut, shows too much, holds the breasts enough not to make it overflow or unflattering.

That we hand-wash said bras and let them dry flat.  In other words, Sophia Loren in her heated 1963 movie "Ieri, Oggi, Domani" didn't do anything far away from reality. Not that every Italian woman looks as damn sensual while manipulating black stockings and garther, but that stockings, bras and underwear hanging in the bathroom is pretty much a true scene as that truth that we talk with our hands. 

As you can imagine, the conversation went BEEP and exponentially happier by the many chilled glasses of rose' circulating. Shortly after, it was decided to all go spend an afternoon at La Perla, the quintessence of Italian lingerie, to make all gf's acquainted with the wolrd of luxury lingerie and feel a bit closer to Sophia.

I can read anything, even a catalogue

My first job in Miami was in the showroom of La Perla from where I was representing, distributing, merchandizing, marketing, speaking, breathing, wearing their bras and underwear to the Caribbean. And you may imagine how, walking into the boutique, was for me a joyful flashback, to when I had the luxury to be handling every day the most gorgeous collections and was privileged to fit their sample size as a glove. 

Reminiscing of all the techniques, history of the looms and the family who used to own La Perla, sparked up the passion again and the desire to know more of a luxurious world that one can wear without anyone knowing (or maybe only the ones that should know.) 

Lace under-wire or removable pads? coffee or prosecco anyone? is blush or white the most neutral color? fuchsia or sapphire lace? bralette or triangle for home lounging, Leavers lace or Chantilly? laser-cut or soutage bathing suit, hand embroidery and the Maison collection. 

It was a deep-dive into a world where every piece is luscious, sultry, plush, luxurious, alluring, evoking a moment between you and your skin. And there you have the skinny-dipping. 

How easy it is to get used to luxury? Luxury is a state of the mind that prescinds from the monetary value and allows you to be a kid again. Anyone can be a queen for a night, a moment, an afternoon, just act "as if" to feel that richness that nobody will be able to take away. 

On second thoughts, an afternoon at La Perla should be required by law before obtaining a license to be a woman. 

 

 

 

 

 

The perfect winter coat

We are girls who want more and more and more.

The quest for the perfect pant suit, the ultimate nail polish, the inexplicable urge for a little black dress with the je ne se quoi that will last forever but you don’t know exactly how to describe it. 

We all have been through it. 

This morning I was given my first personal shopper gig.

So she goes: ‘I need the coat of the winter’.

Then I go: 'It must be a car coat and preferably pink'.

One moment of silence is immediately broken by: "I have a budget, but it’s also my birthday. So please try to help me not to go over $100."

Oh music for my ears. The easy road would be to go into Celine or Marni and come out with THE coat. No doubt we would fall in love with the ideal fall garment.

The thrill of the bargain that will make you look like a million dollar is what I am after. So $100 top. I am in another continent and with a 6-hour disadvantage, stores may be closing soon and it’s Saturday. 

Coffee and Google have never been so adored by yours truly. This is what I want to do and multiple times a day. It’s my moment to prove I can do it. (Can we have it all?)

Am I or not the one that preaches that the 24-hour fab rule should be a daily habit like … breathing?

My business side talks to me: Vite, vite you are always on a budget as well, so you should be a master at showing the ace out of your sleeve.

My lazy ass and shy side: Remember I am in Miami and it’s November and sunny where do I go and look?

My never-been-more-determined-side: but I dream of a white Christmas all year long, now just imagine.

My OCD side comes out: start considering her lifestyle, the cold, the drizzling rain 

A look comes to my mind, a scene, a Saturday morning feel, with some lace and a big soft sweater (I know I have it somewhere on Tumblr or Pinterest, click, click click search. 

That’s what I need. 

A couple of e-stores that she can have access to and I am still not happy with the result.

And then there it is. 

39,99 EURO I can’t believe it, why don’t you get two? It’s your birthday and that emerald slash forest green is so winter, woods, risotto coi porcini and fireplace.

Does it ever happen to you that when you look for something in special you can never find it and it materializes under your nose when it’s less expected? 

If I am not wrong that is called the law of attraction but that’s a different story. 

PS choices are mine and I don’t get paid by any brand. It’s all genuinely naif. 

5 ways to (under)wear lace?

At the time of The Graduate black lace was confined in the hotel room and strictly donned and mastered by Mrs. Robinson, la dame of all the following cougar dames. 

The old adage says, times are different. Gone is the early 2000s when showing your underwear in contrast-color blocking with your clothes, which is when all designers underwear lines boomed. (Sorry, who didn’t own a Roberto Cavalli animal print bra, panties, bralette, tank dress?).

If you wear underwear and lace bras is a different story, although interesting to cogitate on, since the topic seems the great divide of the world by continents. Oh those liberal Europeans guiltlessly wearing knits with no bras a la Jane Birkin.

And I am digressing. The point is 2013 fall is when you wear lace. 

How to do it right? 

You can go all Dolce & Gabbana on the world with those Miu Miu stunners: feminine and very Ulyana Sergeenko couture. 

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If you live an editorial life where Grace Coddington is your stylist, go all Ralph Lauren girl! Just add some Doc Martens and be my guest.

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Remember, do not take yourself seriously. Lace must not be worn in a The Stepford Wives manner. No kitten heels and french manicures. If you wear a skirt it must go with a rugged tee shirt. 

Also, try not to fall into the Like a Virgin mode: no half fingers gloves or long strips of lace on a big head. 

For example. 

Mix a lingerie-like silk dress with biker boots and your boyfriend’s plaid flannel shirt. A beanie and plenty of statement sparkly necklaces will do to rock it. 

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A black Leavers-like lace sweatshirt  (like the one at H&M) with a white tee underneath and leather bike pants?

These lace print pants are meant to be worn as an ‘uniform’ outfit with a grey hoodie and high top Converse, or, if you wear the Shit Bloggers Wear, Celine’s skate in astrakhan or pony hair 

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A chunky sweater down dramatizes a pristine lace skirt, especially when you slip on a pair of black penny loafers or

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velvet slippers 

or the adorable Charlotte Olympia Kitten 

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We can also have fun. Not because it’s Halloween (couldn’t give a flying rat’s ass) and not if you work in a clinic, they would stare at you with that who-did-we-hire sneering look).

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